Anyone riding the CTC 160km Audax tomorrow from Meriden?

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Anyone riding the CTC 160km Audax tomorrow from Meriden?

Post by AlanW » 18 May 2012 12:35

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Post by Philip Whiteman » 18 May 2012 12:41

Too short and not long enough to induce painful saddle sores or hallucinations, plus there are not urine sodden bus shelters to sleep in 8)
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Post by AlanW » 18 May 2012 13:03

Philip Whiteman wrote:..plus there are not urine sodden bus shelters for shelter. 8)
Thats the trouble with having this sort of creature comfort in close proximity to where you live, it somewhat restricts one from venturing out to see the real world. :wink:
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Post by Philip Whiteman » 18 May 2012 14:06

I am not riding the Meriden 160 but our paths may cross. I am route checking the Cotswold Expedition for George and will passing near Edge Hill during the afternoon.

As I pass, you will be able to tell that I am a randonneur as opposed to a plebiscite Brevet Populaire peasant by my advanced bike handling skills, air of superiority, over-sized saddle bag, body odour and clear appearance of someone who possesses a few social problems.

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Post by AlanW » 18 May 2012 14:25

Philip Whiteman wrote:....by my advanced bike handling skills,
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Philip Whiteman wrote:...body odour and clear appearance of someone who possesses a few social problems.
Oh thats right I remember, your a doctor...... :wink:
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Post by PatBoySlim » 18 May 2012 21:02

I'm doing the 100km Warwickshire Wanderer, So as last year will more than likely see you fly by trying to shake a freeloader !
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Post by AlanW » 19 May 2012 14:05

Well a combination of a late night, a sore throat when I woke up and the fact that it was raining first thing meant a no show for me today. :oops:
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Post by Philip Whiteman » 19 May 2012 18:49

It was pretty grim this morning and the cold easterly mixed with light rain was far from pleasant. So you would not have missed anything.

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Post by AlanW » 19 May 2012 20:36

Philip Whiteman wrote:It was pretty grim this morning and the cold easterly mixed with light rain was far from pleasant. So you would not have missed anything.
I must admit I went out on the Saturday training ride as per usual and with the drizzle and my sore throat, I wasn't sorry.

To be honest, I wished now that I hadn't gone out at all and stayed in the warm. :cry:
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